These activities may enhance your enjoyment of this work:
-Being paraded before press photographers by the FBI after a 10 week standoff at your Montana bunker
-Saving your urine in bottles to defend your squat when the pigs come.
-Finishing your beer before attempting to set your broken nose bare handed.
-Spending the evening walking up and down the street looking for a place to shoplift dinner.
-Shaking the roaches out of your clothes in the morning.
-Smoking your last cigarette.

These activities may interfere with your appreciation of this work:
-Consulting a lawyer
-Trimming your lawn
-Balancing your checkbook
-Shampooing and Conditioning your hair
-Joining a video buyers club.
-Becoming an officer of the peace